Ohtani

Shotime in Hollywood, of course! Seemed inevitable.

It’s hard to overstate what a ridiculously historical career we get to watch unfold. Here’s hoping this signing means it unfolds on bigger stages.

Thank you for not putting on an NY uniform. Cheering for you always, Ohtani.**

**except for in the NLCS when I’ll need you to go 0-4 with 3 Ks to Ranger Suarez, of course.