“Mr. Kyle Schwarber. I’ve been waiting all day to say this to you: Hello.”
–Barbara Howard, Abbott Elementary
Kyle Schwarber coming back to the Phillies is a clear win-win. People are worried about how old this core of Harper-Turner-Schwarber is gonna be at the end of the contracts in 2030, but you can’t hamstring 2025 out of that worry. No Schwarber averages out to missing out on almost a run a game. And you can’t do that more efficiently than you can with a 40+ homer threat.